Random Street Racing.....

"Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast." (twostrokesmoke) 09/14/2015 at 12:13 • Filed to: None

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Is a bad idea.

EDIT: I’ve apparently been Kinja’d.

MOD EDIT: You have been un-Kinja’d -FS

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:16

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Random street racing: worse or better than organized? Discuss.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/14/2015 at 12:19

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Well, you can see the results tight there on this one.

Rainbow > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:20

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Honestly, as long as that Challenger and others like it are used for this purpose specifically and cannot pull people over for anything else, we need a lot more of it. Street racing is above drunk driving on my list of reasons to lose all respect for somebody.

Challenge an undercover cop to a race, lose your license and your car permanently. No warnings, no second chances.

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:21

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This ends pretty good imo.

StationeryBikes > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:27

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!oneeleventy!!

For Sweden > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:27

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ukinjad

TheHondaBro > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:28

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Dude, I can totally take that black unmarked Charger.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Rainbow 09/14/2015 at 12:38

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Or worse...you can only ever drive beige Camrys after conviction.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > For Sweden 09/14/2015 at 12:39

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Thank you. How’d you do it? Even when I got rid of the ‘V” at the end it was still kinja’d.

Future next gen S2000 owner > For Sweden 09/14/2015 at 12:39

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You can’t ever be unKinja’d.

For Sweden > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:39

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If you’re linking directly to an Imgur image, the URL should be i.imgur.com/etc

For Sweden > Future next gen S2000 owner 09/14/2015 at 12:40

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O_O

Rainbow > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 12:45

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I actually had a dream last night, after reading about that LaFerrari jackass, where I made a new law (because I was President, I guess) that made it so rich kids could only have supercars with a Camry engine. They still get all the flashiness they want, but they won’t kill everybody.

To expand upon that, I’d make it so that you could only have 300hp or more if you were an SCCA member, and after passing a separate driving test centered around driving fast cars slowly. For the first six months of ownership, your car is fitted with a speed tracking device that will allow you to go up to 10 above your state’s highest speed limit, and if you ever break that, then your sports car privileges are revoked for another year.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > For Sweden 09/14/2015 at 12:52

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Strange. That’s what I had originally...oh well.

Sam > Rainbow 09/14/2015 at 13:04

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We have Mustang GTs to catch speeders and racers around here.

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/14/2015 at 13:12

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I would say better. Organized street racing is blatantly illegal and requires a large group of people achieving high speeds in a “controlled environment.” Unorganized is often a simple stop light drag from point a to point b and likely does not last much longer than 10 seconds.

Milky > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 13:14

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The audio on this is funny as hell.

R/T didn’t want it!

Oh shit.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JR1 09/14/2015 at 13:16

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I was joking around his phrasing. “Random street racing is a bad idea” -> “Compared to the non-random kind, though?” Things like getting pulled over by a competitor who is a cop almost never happen in organized street racing. Other things, though...

McMike > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 13:26

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Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/14/2015 at 13:50

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Portrait mode....

If I ever come to power, I’m outlawing portrait mode. First offense? Being tarred, feathered and shamed in a parade.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 09/15/2015 at 17:02

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No a Camry is too good. I propose an even more cruel punishment.

try impressing your Bros and pickin up ladies in one of these.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/15/2015 at 17:31

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Ladies like the Fiats though...Hopefully not the L, though.